Monkey Town

Meet Mr. Grouse!

Here is one of the few allowed to frown here in Monkey Town.  Mr. Grouse likes to do good deeds when no one's looking.  But don't tell anyone I told you.  He doesn't want to blow his grumpy cover.

Musty

More Mr. Grin Haiku

• December Vaseline moon
• guiding my drive home
• Your high beams are blinding me

Thanks Mr. Grin!

Musty

Another Wise Monkey Quotation

"I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man.  Has to be." -- Charleton Heston in "Planet of the Apes"

Thanks Wise Monkey!

Musty

Monkey Town Added Value!

Mick has directed my attention to Helping Hands: Monkey Helpers for the Disabled.  Find out more under Musty's Important Info!

I'd volunteer myself, but The Lady says I already work for her.

Musty

Honu Turtle Says Hello!

Remember when I said that all the turtles wear a crown here in Monkey Town?  Meet Honu Turtle!  He's been with The Lady a long, long time.  Even before me or The Man!   

Honu Turtle has some important information to pass along.   You can find it in the lower left corner of Monkey Town.  Thanks Honu Turtle!

Musty

Another Wise Monkey Quotation

"An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind." -- German proverb

Thanks again, Wise Monkey!

Musty

Be Careful Baby

As you can see, it's another productive day for The Beast here in Monkey Town.  Baby with a Big Head taunts her when she's asleep, saying things like, "You're not so tough NOW are you?" 

Baby hasn't been caught teasing The Beast... yet.

Musty

Hanukkah Haiku

Mr. Grin's been working real hard on his latest work of art!

• Menorah candles flicker
• Holiday so fair
• Only four gifts; oh, the gelt!

Woo Hoo!  Another good one!

Musty

Monkey to a Man

This is Brother Burt and he's Monkey Town's music librarian!  He just added another good song to Music Musty Likes.  It's by Elvis Costello and the Imposters.

"Monkey to a Man" is such a good song, it's been nominated for a Grammy!  I have a Grammy too.  She lives with my Grand-Dad.

Ah Hah!  Musty

Monkey Confidential

Barbette may be Miss Monkey Town, but few know she reigns with a broken woolen heart. It's true!  The love of her life Speedy didn't want her to enter the pageant and told her if she did, he'd move away! 

But Speedy's had a rough time in the big city and wants Barbette to take him back!  What will she do?

Musty