Barbette says she's thought of another way to jump-start her modeling career!
"I'm going to become a professional wrestler!" Barbette said with a far away look in her green button eyes. "Why, I'll be so famous they'll have to put me on the cover of Monkey Seventeen! From now on I'll be known professionally as The Simian Clamp."
Franky the Mohair Mule says his friend Dickie Donkey, who works in the Big City for something called a "political party," has lost his job! Why Franky, why?
"Dickie opened a big box and ate everything in it that was green!" Franky said; "He thought it was cabbage, but it wasn't and now everyone's really mad! Worst of all, Dickie says his burps taste like presidents!"
First, The Lady took a new picture of me last night!
Second, I've added two new items under Books Musty Likes! They're graphic novels all about Tony Millionaire's Sock Monkey Uncle Gabby and his friend Mr. Crow! The Lady calls them "a snarky read" for really big kids.
What's this!? Wise Monkey cradling The Beast's stripey face? But, but... she hogs the big bed every night! She brings green, sticky worm bits in the house! She tortures and eats helpless moths! She leaves her stripey beast hair everywhere! And if that weren't enough, SHE IGNORES US!!
"I know Musty," Wise Monkey said. "I can't help it. "
And then Wise Monkey said the most shocking thing of all.