Mr. Grin's Haiku

Little Disco Says

• Everything works out
• worry is a waste of time
• Clever sock monkey!

Lovely LaVerne

Lonely sock monkey longs for

beautiful sock doll

I wonder, does she mind ear hair?

A Warning

• Foolish sock monkey!
• Doesn't he realize
• seam ripper removes tattoos?

Never Ask a Woman Her Age

• Asked how old she was
• The Lady thought a moment
• then gave us "stink eye"

Current Crush

• Sock monkey Barbette
• her come-hither button eyes
• drive me wild, wild, wild!

Dream On

• Small, fluffy squirrel
• little does he know
• house cat in the shadow

p.s.  Thanks Rap

Just One Taste

• House cat dreaming of
• stupid, little hoppy birds
• outside her window

Is it My Turn?

• A murky drop slides
• from tine to scuzzy water
• please do the dishes

Undeck the Halls

• Bye lights, ornaments
• gee, I miss you already
• Christmas come and gone

The Lady is a Maid

• Dust bunnies, spiders
• a mountain of magazines
• Lady needs to clean